So I work in advertising, and every once in a while we get jobs about subjects that aren’t always the most fun. But of course, I like to make it fun, so this poem was inspired by an account we’ve been working on. It’s a treatment for menopause symptoms and well… What can I say, I was inspired.
THE THIRSTY COOCHIE
There comes a time
After hormones subside
That the coochie starts feeling
Like burning inside
Her once supple skin
Starts to dry just a bit
And the poor veteran coochie
Starts feeling like shit
She feels itch
She feels swollen
Sometimes she feels
Like her insides are broken
And so she goes
In search of jelly
Trying to appease the thirst
That drowns her cherry
But no matter how much coochie drinks
The girl just can’t find relief
Poor thirsty coochie
Might need a shrink
Or perhaps a visit to the doctor
Will do the trick.
#thristycoochie
