I'm sick and tired of seeing headlines that read something like: "How real women look", "This is how a real woman works out," "Real women have curves," etc. Well... I get the feeling the people who write these articles have underlying complexes. Because what I see everywhere are real women. Some are skinny, some are fat, some are beautifully well-rounded, and none…
Yes, the title shows I'm in a pissy mood today. Well not really today, just during the past 15 minutes. Why would I start hating at 5:30 pm? Simple. I logged on to Facebook and started reading. Mistake number 1, 2, and 3; although it was probably an even bigger mistake to login during the morning. Maybe it's just monday.…
Well I just saw this little campaign from VH1 and couldn't help but rant about it. It is the worst anti-bullying campaign I've ever seen in my life and here are the reasons why. It presents bullying scenes in a mocking manner playing on the sick sense of humor humans have that precisely triggers bullying. It stimulates vengeance giving the…
Sea la madre de las fucking reglas Las leyes, las presunciones Sea la madre de todo lo que se supone Sea la madre de los representantes y los senadores Que les pagan por soplarse el coño y vestirse de colores Yo no se pa' que escriben leyes Si la mitad de las que están no las imponen Además son to's…
This whole thing about Puerto Rico's credit getting degraded is the talk of the week. I'm surprised, and frankly, pissed off at the few ideas both politicians and the media actually have. The keep talking about the "only solution"... Well, I have a few ideas, I think they're good, and they can be implemented at both short and long-term. Politicians…
Esto de la degradación del crédito de Puerto Rico está caliente. Me sorprende y francamente me encojona las pocas ideas que tienen los medios y los políticos. Pues yo tengo muchas y son buenas y se pueden implementar a corto y largo plazo. Aquí van. Dejen de hablar mierda y pongan a usar su cerebro que por algo les pagan.…
I don't wear a bra, at least, not regularly. Yes, I do own a few sets of gravity defying, wired, stuffed contraptions, but I don't really like them, unless they belong to a set of pretty lingerie I wear for the sake of private sexiness and not on a regular basis. On a day-to-day, frankly, I'd rather go bare. The…
Así son todas, toditas. Un chorro de putas y cabronas. Putas porque cualquiera las usa como le da la gana sin observar reglas ni precauciones, y cabronas porque igual te pueden traicionar. ¿Hablo de mujeres? No puñeta, hablo de las palabras. Son putas y cabronas; he dicho. Pero no escribo este blog para criticar las palabras. Las palabras son mi…
Jay Fonseca lo dijo los otros días en su Facebook: "el problema es que somos egoístas". Creo que tenía razón. Realmente no hay más ninguna explicación para explicar por qué los puertorriqueños seguimos todos rompiendo las reglas. Es egoísmo; egoísmo e inmadurez. La mayoría de las reglas y leyes están hechas para nuestro bienestar. Si, si, sabemos que hay algunas…
That's what my mother predicted. Yup. The Queen Mother had it right. Of course, she spoke from experience. She said a second child would complicate things, not x2, but x4. The laws of physics and logic do not apply here. I thought she was exaggerating. You know mothers. We exaggerate to make a point... or maybe not. Confident and delusional,…