Strange Events Regarding “porn” and SEO

According to wordpress people are reaching my blog via the search term: "Maricel porn star." Well I'm flattered... really. She must be fantabulous!!! What with my name and all. I wonder what she looks like. Is she even real or is it a made up name? Perhaps I'm in the wrong profession. It seems, from the stats page, that the…

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The 5 Things Women Need to Make Men Happy

So as not to leave the men out regarding the previous post. Here it is: 1. TITS OR ASS. A given. The truth is we have to have at least one of these. Bony actually is NOT attractive. If you have both, you get extra points (and leverage). 2. YES MODE BUTTON. When activated, the yes mode allows for the…

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