That's what my mother predicted. Yup. The Queen Mother had it right. Of course, she spoke from experience. She said a second child would complicate things, not x2, but x4. The laws of physics and logic do not apply here. I thought she was exaggerating. You know mothers. We exaggerate to make a point... or maybe not. Confident and delusional,…
So as not to leave the men out regarding the previous post. Here it is: 1. TITS OR ASS. A given. The truth is we have to have at least one of these. Bony actually is NOT attractive. If you have both, you get extra points (and leverage). 2. YES MODE BUTTON. When activated, the yes mode allows for the…
I know what you're going to say: nobody can make you happy. Well, yes, true, but it's also true that you won't be happy with the wrong person so blah. This one's for the boys... 1. MIND READING ABILITIES. Yes. Unfortunately women don't like to ask for things or tell it straight, so telepathy is a must. Along with this…
Call me old-fashioned, but I like it when a man opens a door for me; when they pull out my chair at a restaurant and when they lend me their jacket to keep me from being cold. It's those tiny little details that help distinguish between class and crap. And when I say "class" I don't mean as a social, economic…
Este cuento ya lo he escuchado demasiadas veces. Inclusive yo he sido partícipe de la vigente costumbre de la sociedad soltera puertorriqueña: la actitud de "no quiero nada serio." Es lo que escucho de todas mis amistades solteras. Parece haber una gran fobia colectiva a lo que se conoce como una "relación." ¿Y quién los puede culpar? Si cuando miras a…