So I work in advertising, and every once in a while we get jobs about subjects that aren't always the most fun. But of course, I like to make it fun, so this poem was inspired by an account we've been working on. It's a treatment for menopause symptoms and well... What can I say, … Continue reading The Thirsty Coochie ©2016 Maricel Jiménez
Dear women of the past: Thank you! ¡Gracias! Merci Arigato Grazie Danke ευχαριστώ Дзякуй Obrigado... You get the idea. 😉
Well today I read an article about abortion rights. It seems that it's still a rather controversial issue and so I've decided to speak my mind about it. The argument against abortion is always about the lives of the children and the argument for it is about the lives of the mothers. But the truth … Continue reading Why Being Pro-Choice Means Being Pro-Life
I'm sick and tired of seeing headlines that read something like: "How real women look", "This is how a real woman works out," "Real women have curves," etc. Well... I get the feeling the people who write these articles have underlying complexes. Because what I see everywhere are real women. Some are skinny, some are fat, … Continue reading What’s with all the shit about REAL women?
At the risk of pissing some people off, I am going to write this anyway. First of all, I don't think anybody, anybody at all, deserves an international day merely because they possess a particular reproductive organ. If they do, then men, and their accompanying necessary organ for the reproduction of the human race, should … Continue reading My Thoughts on International Women’s Day
I know what you're going to say: nobody can make you happy. Well, yes, true, but it's also true that you won't be happy with the wrong person so blah. This one's for the boys... 1. MIND READING ABILITIES. Yes. Unfortunately women don't like to ask for things or tell it straight, so telepathy is … Continue reading The 5 Things Men Need to Make Women Happy